purplebuddhaquotes:

“I’ve had enough hurt already in my life. More than enough. Now I want to be happy.”

—

Haruki Murakami

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sotick:

“when i text you it means i miss you.”

— when i don’t text you it means i’m waiting for you to miss me. (via gosh)

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standbyfortitanfall:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

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justjaiz:

I forgive you but I don’t know how to trust you again.

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Originally posted by twintherapists

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halalcocaine:

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

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cxnstellati0ns:

dankmemeuniversity:

man this is too relatable

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botanize:

u ever just have someone in class who try so hard to constantly be funny and it’s like shut your jim Carey Adam sandler will Ferrell ass up

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